Momma-San Is A Fan of Flo Rida?

Mom: I was looking at the photos from the hospital and there is one where you have your hand in front of your face.

Me: I’m sure I look stellar after hours without sleep.

Mom: All I could think about was you looked like you were dancing and I started singing that song “Oh hot damn! This is my jam!”

Me: Wait..what?!

Mom: You know “throw your hands in the AI-ER AI-ER!’

Me: How do you even know that song?

Mom: I live in Malaysia.