Only in Los Angeles
Captains Log Stardate 2009, approximately 12:48 p.m.
While in line at my local grocery store Lindsay Lohan was in front of me purchasing four packs of Parliament Lights and 1 bottle of Smart Water. The lead singer from KORN stood behind me purchasing 10 (yes, 10) Digiorno pizzas and a mini-keg.
I felt my purchases of a bottle of champagne, pickles, horseradish and Phish Food fro-yo by Ben & Gerry’s made me a far superior shopper and thus I brushed the dirt of my shoulders.
