“I love my abdominals. I love my belly.”
These words make Amanda and I want to shank her abdominals. Don’t get us wrong - her stomach is superb and beautiful. Flat like the midwest, structured like a vintage Chanel coat that I could never afford, and we adore the “girdle” like stomach that she has worked so hard to achieve.
It’s the snarky Miley Cyrus voice that scares me. That and the fact that she calls the inventor of the Bender Ball an inspiration.
Does she consider Muscle Milk a muse?
