Great Scot!

Had it not been for the overwhelming ballgown (compete with tulle and taffeta), the scent of Victoria Secret’s Pear Berry Spray (that I wore in Junior High, a thank you!), the shockingly perfect pageant hair (complete with butterfly clips) and 2-inch fake nails with hot pink tips, I would have NEVER - not even for a second - guess you and a friend had won a radio contest to visit LA for a week. 

Everyone dresses for a cotillon at The Belmont.